Saturday 28 October 2023

Chariots left, right, and centre

Yesterday, I played a remote wargame with Jon from Palouse Wargaming Journal. We played the a scenario, Battle of Tel Nebi Mend 1274 BCE, devised by Jon and a game between the Hatti and Egyptians. The scenario interestingly had terrain in the center of the tabletop that gave the army holding it an advantage to their army resolve. 

A close up of the game taken by Jon. The rest of the photos are screen shots and don’t do the painted figures justice. 

We used a variation of the Basic Impetus rules, modified by Jon to use a hex grid. Jon may have made some additional modifications to the rules for chariots, but I'm not sure.

Jon had sent me a QRS and an overview of the scenario with the orders of battle earlier in the week. I chose to play the Hatti because their starting position was closer to the heights. I haven't read much or know much about the biblical period, the only other game I've played in this period was another remote game with Jon, where I used the Assyrians and some heavy chariots.

The opening turn of the game.

I took some screen shots of the game as it progressed, but the units are hard to see and tracking the actions of the fast moving chariots is difficult. The photos don't really capture the to and fro action of the game. After the game, Jon and I talked about how there aren't many records from this time period and that the ones we have were written by the victors with much hyperbole and symbolism to make themselves look good. So, with that idea in may head, here is a game report written with full on exaggeration and symbolism to reflect the period.

Game Report (of sorts)…

In the the hills of Tel Nebi Mend situated not far from the mighty lake Homs, the fate of two empires hung in the balance. On one side, the Egyptians, led by their pharaoh Jonses II, marched forth like a lion leading his pride. On the other side, the Hatti army, led by their cunning king Peteratalli II, massed his forces like a swarm of locusts.

The battle began with the Hatti taking the central high ground followed by a clash of chariots, their wheels churning up the dust like a whirlwind on the flanks. The Egyptians charged with the fury of a storm, their arrows flying like a swarm of bees. The Hatti met them head-on, their chariots clashing like thunderbolts.

A view are the initial chariot encounters and the Hatti infantry have control of the heights.

For hours the battle raged, with neither side able to gain an advantage. The Egyptians fought with the strength of lions, but the Hatti were as cunning as serpents. The ground was soaked with blood, and the air was filled with the cries of the dying.

The Egyptian chariots were proving very effective on their right flank after an initial setback.

At one point, it seemed that the Hatti army would prevail. Their chariots had broken through the Egyptian lines, and their long speared infantry was closing in. But then, Jonses II himself rallied his troops. They fought like a possessed men under his gaze, inspiring their fellow soldiers to new heights of valour.

The battle had become somewhat chaotic with both looking for that elusive opportunity to capitalise on any opening.

The Egyptians turned the tide of the battle, and the Hatti were forced to retreat. The Hatti regrouped, sensing the battle slipping away. Their king knew that one last desperate throw of the dice was required. He and his chariots made a furious charge, scattering the Egyptian right flank like chaff before the wind. 

The Hatti king with his chariot begins his charge on the Egyptian right flank.

After multiple pursuits the Hatti king is slain by Egyptian spearmen.

King Peteratalli II pursued the fleeting Egyptians, his chariot like a scythe cutting through their ranks. But as he rode into their centre, an Egyptian spear pierced his heart. The Hatti king fell, his body lifeless in the dust. With their leader gone, the Hatti resolve evaporated. Jonses II, the pharaoh of Egypt, saw his opportunity and took it, leading his army in a relentless pursuit, driving the Hatti before him.

The Hatti fled in terror, their once-mighty army broken and routed. Jonses II stood upon the heights of Tel Nebi Mend, his sword raised in victory. He had defeated the Hatti, and secured Egypt's dominance in the region.

Summary…


The long lost battle report of Jonses II unearthed.

The game took about 3.5 hours to play and was very close. Both players tried to get the initiative throughout the game to capitalise on any advantage they had. The chariots were very great fun to play with, but they were also difficult to manage once they lost a melee and retreated often in the wrong direction. But that was all part of the fun. 

Congratulations and well played to Jon, or should that be Jonses II of the Palouse?

24 comments:

  1. Excellent battle report, Peter! I enjoyed your prose very much. It read as an epic poem. The battle was great fun too and the whirling and wheeling chariots made for pockets of shifting chaos on the battlefield.

    You have discovered your calling as an ancient scribe retelling the story of a Great Battle. This could be one of my favorite battle reports of all time…and not simply because I was the victor. Well done!

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    1. I was struggling on how best to describe the game with all its ups and downs, or is that 1’s and 6’s, then after our end game discussion the thought occurred on how to approach it.

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    2. I see your screenshots are taken from the Egyptian baseline. Did you play the entire game looking on from the Egyptian perspective? If so, was the Hatti webcam not working for you?

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    3. Yes, the other view was in the bottom of my screen, I just never got around to switching.

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  2. Great report there and obviously written, as you say Peter, by the victors!

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    1. Thanks, it was a fun report to write and exaggerate.

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  3. Great report Peter! The Hatti's god deserted them.
    I assume the next Samurai report will be a haiku. 😁

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    1. Yes, the dice gods deserted the Hatti. As for a haiku -
      Challenge indeed
      Samurai rides on, banner high
      Blade gleams in the sun

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  4. Loved the battle report. The battle seemed to swing back and forth. Love the drama of it. Thank you

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    1. I thought I would try something a bit different as it was going to be difficult, or a long drawn out report, to describe all the actions of the chariots.

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  5. Brilliant! Loved the prose in the style of the period and of course the wall carving and hieroglyphs at the end:).

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    1. I was struggling to write a report that would best describe the action and the prose was an act of desperation.

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  6. A splendid and colorful account of the battle that compliments Jonathan's wonderfully.

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    1. Thank you, the reports are two very different takes on the game, and as you say they work well together.

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  7. Great AAR, always fun to get "into period" for prose. Put together the two reports by the two 'kings ' will provide historians with all manner of nuances to argue over.

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    1. Thank you. I am glad I took a different approach to the report, as Jon’s excellent report covers all the tabletop action, some of which I had forgotten about until I read his report.

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  8. Great report, thanks! These chariots do seem to produce see-saw battles = and quite high risk to the commanders!

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    1. It is very hard to resist not throwing the commander and his chariot into the fray regardless of the risk. Their chariots are the most effective, but disasters can occur alas.

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  9. Great report Peter, will the son of King Peteratalli II try and take revenge on Jonses II, I think he should?

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    1. Thanks Ray. A rematch may well be planned with the Hatti under the leadership of King Peteratalli III.

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